Welcome to Suddle.XYZ
Welcome to our Informational Website
Did you know that 1 in 4 people are actually ghosts? This was proven by Dr. Detlev Bronk in 1985. How many people do you see in this picture?
(Answer: 3 Cool Dudes, 1 Ghost)
That means that most of the time you are not alone and you should be careful about what you say. Words can be hurtful, and also when you pass gas they smell that too.
Events
Come See us Live! We accept all gifts and will sign any body part (No Taints)
20
April
2024
venue
Samson Simpson's Jamaican Smokefest '97
location
Mr. Nice Guy, Jamaica
4
June
2024
venue
Behind Arlene's Grocery Store
location
New York, NY
6
June
2024
venue
Bowery Bathroom
location
New York, NY
8
June
2024
venue
Cheesesteak Festival
location
Cancelled due to diarrhea outbreak
Never Ending Countdown
This clock will never reach Zero. It has been programmed by the most sophisticated AI to always generate a random time, but never Zero! Many people believe that Zero does not in fact exist, this program will prove that to be true once and for all.
Gallery
Our latest and best photos
We love to take pictures and show them to the world.